Chad Michael Lahr was born in Lakewood California (southern LA).  He learned the wicked art of switchblade fighting and hydrolic El Caminos at the age of 4 from a Mexican American gang that hung out down the street. The gang was quite fond of their little patawan and from then on he was known only as "Chode".  At the age of 5 Chode moved from Cali to Corvallis.  He began life anew with new friends and a new house.  Chad met a strange boy named Timothy Douglas Reed.  Timothy had lived in Corvallis his entire life and tought young Chad the ropes of the small town. He showed him how easy it was to rob banks because of the lack of competition and which gangs not to mess with.  Tim and Chad at the age of 6, brought down the famous Skull Clan of Corvallis and aquired a vast arsenal of guns, knives, and explosives.  Chad of course knew how to use all of them because of his vast knowledge of killing things, but because of his clumsy 6 year old fingers Tim and Chad managed to blow up 2 and a half city blocks of corvallis and their arsenal was rocketed into the atmosphere in the form of puffy, black smoke.  Their dreams of one day ruling the world was all but lost.  The boys would still scheme for many years to come.

Episode II: The Clone Scores

Tim and Chode, depressed and down troden from their failure to take over the world, began to listen to strange music.  Skapunk music.  Chode and Tim loved Skapunk.  Chode loved it so much that Tim called him gay.  He was only joking though because they both loved Skapunk music.  At school people made fun of them for their love of Skapunk music by saying mean things like "duh, ska, duh lahr too ska, duh reed too ska, duh, im on shrooms, duh too ska."  Despite all their rage Tim and Chode were still just a rat in a cage.  Even with the abuse coming from every direction this dynamic duo decided to take up the long lost art of rock and roll and make a Skapunk band.  Tim and Chode finally were happy.  They played the music they loved and used all the abuse they got to write sad and happy songs.  Then Adam Michael Brown came into the picture.  Adam was a child whos parents abandoned him at age 2.  He was raised by wolves and learned as a child how to eat snakes and be a chick magnet.  He also leaned how to play some rockin drums.  When he met Tim and Chode they all were sad because, even though they played some mean rock and roll, no girls liked them.  The trio decided to join together in a band that would shake they foundations of the earth and make them irresistable to chicks at the same time.  With Tim on the guitar, Chode on the bass, and Adam on the drums they formed the Wheelchair Renegades.  These three, now amazingly sexy men, now played Skapunk music that was even greater then before.  They all have dynomite in their veins and are always ready to rock, but one part of this cycle was missing...  Hardcore fans.  After playing music with no one hearing about them a beautiful girl named Caitlin Leslie came into the picture.  She loved the boys music (no one is quite sure why) and became perminatley connected to the boys.  Since then Tim, Chode, Adam, and Caitlin haven't given up their plans for world domination.  The Wheelchair Renegades are taking over the world.  The question is which side are you on.  Either jump on the band wagon or get ready to get run over...

Andrew plays Trombone